Fools Gold Loaf an Elvis Story

G

Guthrie Barrett

Elvis Presley

O

Owen Cassidy

Frank the Agent

C

Carlo Baldwin

Elvis Dad

M

Mathew Quitoriano

The Wisest Man in the East

D

Davian Rosas

Mayor of Tennessee

J

James Mattes

Patent Officer

I

Isaiah Finks

Black People Representative

B

Ben Case

Jimmy

J

Jesse Cortez

Teacher

K

Karl Sandbo

Michael

S

Saskia Guluma

Buttface McFacefart

I

Ian Lord

Elvis Mom/Jeffery Dahmer/Crackhead/Bird